a quick wit and the fists to back it up

as a birthday present i gave ozzy some of my most prized possessions

a ps2 bagley gave me

a controller ashley gave me 

along with a memory card (that contained at least 150 hours of my life)

katamari damcy

kingdom hearts

all 3 of the metal gear collection i had amassed 

one of the hitman games

midnight club

my generosity shocked me

but now that im alone

my wrists are sore from playing guitar

my tummy full of food

and my feeling of loneliness despite the fact daveys here means something

i didnt give him that to be nice

i did it for a selfish reason

i got rid of gifts from people that i miss

and turned them into ones someone will cherish

so what if its fucked up in principle

ozzy loved it and thats what fukcing counts

- dando