like 3 months ago im sitting here staring blankly at the computer screen waiting for my porn to download when my theres a knock at the door and i hear "police, we're coming in."
this being abba's apartment, i question the seriousness of the words and decide its bullshit. so i laugh and continue to stare intensely at the screen
all of sudden 4 cops bust in with guns drawn while im sitting here in front of this computer with a raging hard on and a shitty 56k video up on the screen. i guess someone called the cops saying they heard a woman yelling for help from the apartment. the volume off the speakers might have been a little too loud but i maintain that there was no real reason to call the five-oh. anywho, after a good sweep (while one cop kept an eye on me) they admired abba's impressive transformers collection and left.
"alex, things kinda things only happen to you"
lies!
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